The Grandmother Just Got Married.



The Grandmother just got married grandson phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma started giving instructions on how to come to their high rise colony retirement Apartment. She started blabbering,

“When you come to the front door of the apartment building inside the vestibule, My son there is a push-button, push it with your Elbow, I will hear and open the door from my apartment for you.

You will hear the pi……pi buzz. You push the door with your Elbow and open it. Enter and walk to the Elevator. Push the UP button with your Elbow and the elevator opens. Enter.

Push the #4 button with your Elbow carefully and the elevator comes to the fourth floor. Walk to room number 420 and push the button with your Elbow. I will open the door for you.”

The polite grandson said, “Dear Grand Ma, my wife and I can handle all these, we have been born here. Don’t worry. But explain one thing, why do you want me to push all the buttons with my Elbow.” The Grandma yelled,

“What? Shameless, are you coming without gifts in your hands for Grandma?”

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