A man was in a long line at the supermarket. As he got to the checkout he realized he had forgotten to get c0nd0ms

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A BLONDE & A BODYBUILDER

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A 21 year old blonde girl met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree...

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One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘ Perhaps we should start washing your clothes...

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Mom’s Response When A Child Says Something Heartbreaking is A Truly Beautiful Moment

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); This story comes from a Reddit user who was prompted by a question, “What things have you overheard that have broken...

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HILARIOUS COMEDY JOKE OF THE DAY: LADY V/S GENTLEMAN IN BUS

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and...

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A Young Couple, Madly In Love

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A young couple, madly in love, decided to get married. But as the wedding day neared, both grew increasingly nervous...

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The Blond Bank Robber and the Three Stalls

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); Three bank robbers: a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. Are trying to evade the police when they come across a farm....

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The oldest mother in the world: Meet the woman who had her first child at 72 years old

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); As couples are frequently told that they may be too old to have children, one couple in India have broken through...

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How to Get Regular Visits

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A couple of old ladies were sitting on a patio and speaking to each other about their grandchildren. "I send gifts,...

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ENCOUNTER

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The Bodybuilder and the Blonde

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder. Things go well and by their 4th date, she wants to take it to the...

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Who Am I – Joke

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes...

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A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached...

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A blonde and a brunette are spending a day off together at the local lake

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A blonde and a brunette are spending a day off together at the local lake. Since they're alone, they decide to go...

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Humor: 3 older women are straped in an electric chair and their last words are ridiculous

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); Three elderly women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in...

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A Father Passing By His Johnny Bedroom

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A father passing by his Little Johnny bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked...

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An Old Woman Wants To Get Married

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); An old woman wants to get married one last time so she doesn’t die alone. She takes out an ad in the paper that...

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Four Retired Old Men Are Walking Down A treet

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); Four retired old men are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer’s...

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L.Johnny’s Mother Got Pulled Over

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); Little Johnny’s mother got pulled over on I-44 for going 7 mph over the speed limit. As the officer started walking...

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TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED IN CANADA

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Making babies

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My Daughter is Your Reward "lol"

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion....

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A nervous young bride

  atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''...

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82 year old Ernie is on his death bed

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); 82 year old Ernie is on his death bed with his wife Doris by his side: He says, 'Dear Doris, when we were first...

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Two Old Ladies and a Flower Show

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); Little Johnny was sitting around watching cartoons one Saturday morning, When all of a sudden a wedding came on...

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An Old Woman Was Applying For A New Position

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A cleaning old woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes...

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