A young man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.
So they did.
Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.”
On the way to his office he regretted it and decided it wasn’t worth the price.
So, he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following note:
“Dear Madam, Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
It had never been occupied That there was plenty of heat That it was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home.
Last night, however, I found it had been previously occupied, that there was no heat, and it was entirely too large.”
Dear Sir, first of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is heat if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is, indeed, of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please don’t blame the landlady!
Please be so kind as to send a check for the full amount of $500,
or I’ll be forced to contact your current landlady Upon receipt of the note,
the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir, first of all, I cannot ..
--Jose and Carlos are butt fu.cking in the shower--
when the doorbell rings.
Jose quickly blows his load, pulls his dick out of Carlos’ ass,
and says “hold on I need to get this it could be the delivery man”.
Before leaving the bathroom Jose notices that Carlos’ dick is rock hard and he’s stroking it intensely.
Jose says to Carlos “You better not cum before I get back.”
Jose goes to answer the front door but the person had already left.
Eager to get back to the shower, he walks into the bathroom and immediately notices that there is cum all over the wall.
He says to Carlos “What the fuck? I told you not to cum until I came back!” Carlos looks at Jose and says, “I didn’t cum. I farted”.
