A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She proclaims, "I want to join your biker club"....
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her, "You have a bike"....?
The little old lady says, "Yea, that's my Harley over there" and points to a Harley parked in the driveway....
The biker asks her "Do you smoke"...?
The little old lady says, "Yea, I smoke.
I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool".....
The biker is impressed and asks, "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz".....?
--A Little Boy Said To A Little Girl--
The little old lady says, "No, never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times"......!!!
A little boy said to a little girl:
– I’m your BF !
The little girl asked:
– What is BF ?
The boy laughed and answered:
– That means Best Friend.
They later dated, the young man said to the girl:
– I am your BF !
The girl leaned lightly on the boy’s shoulder, shyly asked:
– What is BF ?
The boy replied:
– It’s Boy Friend !
A few years later they got married, had lovely children, and the husband smiled again and told his wife:
– I am your BF !
The wife gently asked her husband:
– What is BF ?
The husband looked at the lovely and happy children and replied:
– It’s Baby’s father !
As they get old, they sit together and watch the sunset on the front porch, and the old man tells his wife:
– Honey ! I am your BF !
The old woman smiled with wrinkles on her face:
– What is BF ?
The old man smiled happily and gave a mysterious answer:
– Be Forever !
When the dying old man also said:
– I am your BF.
The old woman replied with a sad voice:
– What is BF ??
The old man answered and then closed his eyes:
– It’s Bye Forever !
A few days later, the old woman also passed away. Before closing her eyes, the old woman whispered by the old man’s grave:
