A young pure couple is finally wed.
Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit it or ask each other about it.
Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father.
“Pop, what do I do first?” “Get undressed and climb into bed,” his father replies.
So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama.
“Get undressed and join him,” is the advice from mama, so she complies.
After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again.
“Now what do I do?” he asks.
His father replies ... His father replies .
“Look at her undressed body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she urinates!” is the dad’s advice.
A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama. “What do I do now?” she asks.
“Well, what is he doing?” mama asks.
“He’s in the bathroom, dunking his head in the toilet!”
--A wife comes home late one night--
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Did you say hello?”and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Did you say hello?”
