An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.
Where have ye been all this time, child?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn’t ye call?
Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?”
The girl, crying, replied:
“Dad… I became a pro s /tit /ute.”
Ye what!? Get out a here, ye sha/mel/ess har lot! Sin ner!
“You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.”
“OK, Dad… as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club And an invitation for ye all to spend New Year’s Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.”
“What was it ye said ye had become?” says Dad.
Girl, crying again:
“A prost!tute, Daddy!.”
Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Prot::es::tant!
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug
-- A man and his wife went to the zoo.--
They found a Monkey who was passionately playing with his female.
His wife said to him,
“What a romantic animal.”
Then, they found a Lion and his Lioness separated from each other; the silent Lion sat alone in his corner as if the Lioness doesn’t exist.
His wife said to him,
“What a sad scene without love.”
Her husband then said to her,
“Throw that stone at the Lioness and watch.”
When she threw the stone at the Lioness, the Lion roared to defend his Lioness, then she was asked to repeat it with the Monkey, the Monkey then jumped up and climbed the tree and abandoned his female to save his own skin.
Her husband then told her,
“Do not be deceived by what you see as romance in outward show, oftentimes, it is a deceptive appearance just to hide an empty heart; there are others on the contrary who are relaxed, but their hearts are full of sincere love.”
