A woman starts dating a doctor. She eventually becomes pregnant and they don’t know what to do.
About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.
The doctor says to the woman, “I know what we’ll do. After I’ve operated on the priest, I’ll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle.”
“Do you think it will work?” she asks. “It’s worth a try,” he says.
The doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest.
After the operation, he goes to the priest and says, “Father, you’re not going to believe this.”
“What happened?” asks the priest. “You gave birth to a child!”
“But that’s impossible!” says the priest.
”I just did the operation,” insists the doctor.
“It’s a miracle! Here’s your baby.”
About 15 years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the truth.
One day, he sits the boy down and says, “Son, I have something to tell you. I’m not your father.”
The son says, “What do you mean, you’re not my father?”
The priest replies, “I am your mother.
The archbishop is your father.”
--The Old Lady Decided To Join Her Husband In The Afterlife--
She decided she would just end her life herself and join him in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl’s old Army pis tol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, “Your heart would be just by your left breast.”
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
