Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said,…
“I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday.”
“She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stuck.”
His friend said, “I have an idea! Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great s'e'x, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled.”
Adam decided to take his friend’s advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, “Well? Did you take my suggestion?”
“Yes, I did,” said Adam.
His friend replied, “Well, did she like it?”
“Oh yes!” said Adam.
“She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling,…”
“I’ll be back in an hour!”
--The Wife Bought A New Nighty --
The wife bought a new see through nighty,
wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband.
Aroused Husband says, “You look so beautiful and sexy my darling.”
The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store
and the salesman was the first one to tell me that.”
