A blonde goes to work

A blonde goes to work and sees that one of her co-workers has a thermos.

She asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, “It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold”.

The blonde was amazed and when she got home immediately went out and bought one.

The next day she goes to work and is proud that she has this wonderful object.

The same co-worker realizes she has a thermos and says, “What do you have in it?”
She says, “Soup, and ice cream!”
--Husband And Wife--
Husband: Mom, called me and she is coming tomorrow, her train will reach by 4 O’ Clock.
Wife: What! She came just 4 months back, right? Why is she coming now?

Tomorrow is Sunday, I thought of getting up late, but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that too morning 4:00 o’clock.

Where will she get an auto at that time?

I will not make any warm breakfast, she will have to do with biscuits and bread.

The kids will also not go to play, as she spoils them by getting chocolates, toffees and pastries for them.

For how many days is she going to stay?

Husband: Not my mom, your mom is coming.

Wife: Wow really! mom is coming. It’s been more than 2 months I have seen her.

Listen an, I have the number of the auto driver, please a ­call him and tell him to reach the station on time tomorrow morning