A blonde got tired of everyone treating her like she was dumb so she decided to dye her hair brown.
She went out and about in the world to prove that she was smart.
She came upon a sheep farmer and thought it would make the perfect opportunity to show off her brains.
The now brunette blonde asked the farmer if she could have one of his sheep if she could correctly guess how many sheep there were.
The farmer looked at his sheep that were jumping and running about and thought to himself “that would be impossible” so he allowed her to guess.
After a few minutes, the woman correctly guessed the number at 129.
The farmer was amazed so he let her pick one of the sheep.
The woman walked into the middle of the heard, picked up a fuzzy little critter and walked back to the farmer.
The farmer smiled at her and said “If I can correctly guess what color your hair is can I have my dog back?”
--Johnny wanted to have make love--
Johnny wanted to have make love with a girl in his office.
But she belonged to someone else…
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a 100 if you let me have lovemaking with you.”
But the girl said, “NO.”
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for 200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down.”
So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, “The bastard used coins!”
