Life Is Mutual

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I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile

After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.”

Rob died suddenly of a perforated rectum after publishing this letter.

The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing

A sledge hammer was laying nearby.

His wife Carol, was arrested and charged with murder

The all-woman jury took only 9 minutes to find her “Not Guilty”…..

Accepting her defence that Rob, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club…Click to read next joke

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