Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says: "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
--Are You Blonde--
A young couple move into a new neighborhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging up the washing outside.
Wife: “That laundry isn’t very clean; she doesn’t know how to wash correctly
Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat.”
So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn’t buy them without proof.
So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food.
One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”
The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, “That smells like crap.”
The lady replied, “It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.”
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom and says: "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says: "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and says: "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
--Are You Blonde--
A young couple move into a new neighborhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging up the washing outside.
Wife: “That laundry isn’t very clean; she doesn’t know how to wash correctly
Management wants proof that you are buying this for your cat.”
So the lady went home, brought in her cat and was sold the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food and was again told she couldn’t buy them without proof.
So the lady went home, brought in her dog and was sold the dog food.
One day later, she brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”
The lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
So the cashier put her finger into the box, quickly pulled it out and exclaimed, “That smells like crap.”
The lady replied, “It is. I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.”
