Her Daughter Is Pregnant But She bid Not Sleep With Anyone.How ? The doctor says, `’Okay, what seems to be the problem?” The mother says, my daughter Suzie.
She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.” The doctor gives Suzie a good examination, and then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but Suzie is pregnant.
About U months would be my guess.
”The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Suzie? ”Suzie says, No mom! I’ve never even kissed a man! The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it.A few moments later, the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor? ”The doctor replies, “No, not really.
It’s just that the last time something like this happened, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came over the hill.
I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!
-- A wedding anniversary gift--
A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. After a while they realise both of there wedding anniversary are the next day..
Poor man, “What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary? ”Rich man, “I got her a pink Ferrari and a diamond ring.”.
Poor man, “What made you choose those gifts? ”Rich man, “She loves fast cars and I wasn’t sure about the ring so if she doesn’t like it, she can take it back in her new car… “The poor, “Man nodds in agreement. ”Rich man, “What did you get your wife?”Poor man, “I got my wife a pair of cheep slippers and a d**ldo.”.
Rich man, “Why did you choose those gifts?” Poor man, ” Well if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f**k herself.”
