A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex.
To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.
Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his
“tool of the trade”.
But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauz
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, however, the young man’s sunburn started acting up again.
He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, “So that’s how you guys load those things
--A Rich Dude And His Wife Were Having Dinner--
A rich dude and his wife were having dinner at a fancy joint.
This absolutely stunning young woman comes over to the table,
gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at him: “Who the hell was that ?
“Oh”, replies the husband casually, “She’s my mistress.”
“Why you son of a bitch, that’s the last straw” says the wife.
“I’m done with you, I want a divorce!”
“I can understand that,” he sez, “but remember,
divorce means no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados,
no more summers in Tuscany, no more new Jaguars in the garage at Christmas and no more yacht club.
But, the decision is yours, my dear.”
At that moment, George, a friend of husband, shows up at the same restaurant with a gorgeous blonde babe on his arm.
