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Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying.
“No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set.
Every day he would say. “No.”
One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all.
When Dolly asked, he looked at her and said.
“You can have that living room set you have been wanting, but only on one condition.”
Dolly was so excited!
“Anything you want, honey!”
“Well.” He began.
“When you grow hair on your chest, I’ll buy you that living room.”
“Grow hair on my ch'e's't?”
Dolly was devastated.
“How am I going to do that?”
Her husband just smiled and went off to work.
Arriving home that night, he found Dolly waiting for him.
Her eyes sparkled and the smile she wore was almost as big as the day they wed.
“Honey.” She trilled. “I ordered my living room set this afternoon!”
“You did?” Her husband stammered.
“You have hair on your chest now? I mean real hair, not a toupee, or some animal hair pasted on!”
“I sure do!” She replied.
“No way! Let me see it.” Replied her husband.
“OK!” She said as she lifted up her skirt.
“There it is!” She pointed to her privates.
“HONEY! That is not your chest!”
“Oh, yes it is! Before we were married it was your ‘hope’ chest. Since we’ve been married it’s been your ‘tool’ chest. And if I don’t get my living room set, it’s going to be the ‘community’ chest!”
--Funny Joke: After a long night of making love, the man got a real shock--
After a long night of making love, Ben rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked Penny if she had one at hand.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
“Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.
“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend then?” he asked.
“No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, Penny replied,
“That’s me before the operation.”
