Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home
When an old Grandpa John, walked by.
And the one old granny yelled out saying,
“We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”
John said,
“There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.”
The second old lady said,
“Sure we can! – Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age.”
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, John dropped.
One of the old aunties asked him to first turn around a couple of times.
Then the three of them all piped up and said,
“You’re 87 years old!”
Standing John asked,
“How in the world did you guess?”
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all the old girls happily yelled in unison…
“We were at your birthday party yesterday!
--The Phone Rings In Dr. Stein’s House--
It’s 10pm when the phone rings in Dr. Stein’s house.
“It’s Dr. Gold,” says his wife, passing him the phone,
“I do hope it’s not another emergency.”
Dr. Stein takes the phone and says,
“Hi, what’s up?”
“Don’t worry, everything’s OK,” replies Dr. Gold.
“It’s just that I’m at home with Dr. Lewis and Dr. Kosiner. We’re having a game of bridge and we’re short one player so we thought you might like to come over and join us?”
“Sure …. yes, of course,” replies Dr. Stein, putting on a serious voice,
“I’m leaving right now.” And he puts down the phone.
“What’s happened?” his wife asks, with a worried look.
“It’s very serious,” Dr. Stein replies.
“They’ve already called three doctors.”
