The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war.
The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins.
He got to a phone and called her right away.
“Oh honey, I’m so happy,” he said
“Who took you to the hospital?”
“Your brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized he named the twins.”
The husband was horrified
“But, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?”
The wife answered, “We have a girl and a boy
Joe named the girl De-niece.”
The husband interrupted, “Well, that’s not so bad
What did he name the boy?”
“Joe named the boy De-nephew.”
--A beautiful redhead--
A beautiful redhead sitting at the next table.
He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start talking to her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
His reflexes kick in and he reaches out, plucks it out of the air, and hands it back to her.
The redhead is mortified
“Oh my, I am so sorry,” she says as she pops her eye back into place.
“Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.”
So he joins her table and they enjoy a wonderful meal together.
Afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks at a bar
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap.
He says yes and they return to her place.
He ends up staying the night.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed at how everything has been so perfect and how incredible this woman is
He can’t believe his luck
“You know,” he said, “You are the perfect woman, are you this nice to every guy you meet?”
“No,” she replies,
“You just happened to catch my eye.”
