A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him, when one man turns around to the wife and says,
“Would you mind if i went up and said a few words?”
She replied, “Of course not, please feel free to.” So the man walks up to the front of the church and says into the microphone, “Plethora.”and sits back down.
Once he gets back to his seat, the wife is in tears and she says, “Thank you so much, that means a lot.”
--That Rubber Thingy--
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.
As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls down.
As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says,
“If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip.”
The old man snaps back,
“Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today!”
