Grandma funnies

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Mom Asks Little Johnny How His Day At School Went

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Norma And Sonia Were Talking About Their Grandchildren

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A Man Goes To The Movie Theatre With His Duck

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A Balding, White Haired Man Walked Into A Jewellery Store

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The Grandmother Just Got Married.

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The Push!!

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An old lady in a nursing home.

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The Retired Husband

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A 96-year-old woman's note to her bank! Priceless!

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Little Johnny went to visit his grandmother

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Fred And Mary Got Married, But Can't Afford A Honeymoon

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THE MOM TEST

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THE PERFECT MAN

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A Young Man Married A Beautiful Woman

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Dear Mrs. Harris

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received...

Why A Man Should Never Complain

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Home A Pregnant Woman Saw a Man Smiling at Her on the Bus

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Woman Is Guilty Of Assaulting A Nurse. But The Judge Never Expected To Hear This

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Tattooed old lady

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Three Little Pigs Walk Into A Restaurant.

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When the grandma drives the car

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The Best Irish Joke Ever. This Is Gold.

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Story About Her Brother's Birth Wows ...