After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife
came for
counselin
When asked what the problem was, the wife
went into a tirade
listing every problem they had ever had in the
years they had
been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,
emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an
entire laundry
list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length
of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and
after asking the
wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her
long and
passionately as her husband watched – with a
raised
eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a
daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said,
“This is what
your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Canyou do this?”
“Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays…………..but I fish on Fridays.
