there were three little boys visiting their grandparents.
The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,
“Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpa? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds,
“No, I don’t really want to make the sound of a frog now.”
So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather,
“Will you please make a sound like a frog?”
Grandpa again says,
“No, not now. I don’t really want to do that. I’m in a grumpy mood. Maybe later.”
Then the third little boy comes out and says,
“Grandpa, oh please… Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?”
“Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?” Grandpa asked.
The little boy replied with a hopeful face,
“Well, Mom said that when you croak we get to go to Disney World!”
--A middle aged couple decided to try one last time--
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters,
decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.
He went to his wife and said, “I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered.
When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded,
“Have you been fooling around on me?”
His wife confessed, “Not this time.”
