Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later.
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
“My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!
--Funny Joke ‣ Memory Test--
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.
The doctor says to the first man,
“What is three times three?”
“274,” was his reply.
The doctor says to the second man, “It’s your turn.
What is three times three?”
“Tuesday,” replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, “Okay, your turn.
What’s three times three?” “Nine,” says the third man.
“That’s great!” says the doctor.
“How did you get that?”
“Simple,” says the third man.
“I subtracted 274 from Tuesday.
