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A young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it?
He said he’d offer to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16.
She agreed.
The butcher had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, “I’ll be 16 tomorrow.”
“I know,” said the butcher with a smile, “I’ve been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she’ll get and watch the expression on her face.”
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, “Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!”
--Two old ladies were outside smoking --
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain.
One of the ladies took out a protection, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette.
The other lady said, ‘Hey, that’s a good idea.
What’s that called?’
The lady responded, ‘It’s a protection.’
The other lady said, ‘Where can you get one of those?’
She said, ‘Oh, just about any grocery of drug store.’
So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said,‘I need to get some protection.’
The cashier looked at her puzzled because of her age and said, ‘UH, what size?’
The lady responded, ‘Hmm, one that would fit a camel.’
