An 85-year-old lady is waiting for her husband at the bar in Harpoon Harry’s.
Suddenly, a very handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away.
The man is so attractive she cannot keep her eyes off him.
After a short time, the man notices her staring and approaches her.
Before the lady has time to apologize, the man looks deep into her eyes and says in a sultry tone,
“I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams. It doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I will do it. For this, I want $100 cash. And, there’s another condition.”
Completely stunned by this turn of events, the lady asks him what the condition is.
“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The lady takes a moment to consider the offer from the handsome man.
She reaches into her handbag and puts $100 in his hand.
She then smiles, looks him square in the eyes, and slowly, but clearly says,
“Paint my house.”
--A Young Man Was Walking Through A Supermarket--
Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
“Pardon me,” she said,
“I’m sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son, who just died recently.”
“I’m very sorry,” replied the young man,
“is there anything I can do for you?”
“Yes,” she said,
“As I’m leaving, can you say ‘Goodbye, Mother’? It would make me feel so much better.”
“Sure,” answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out,
“Goodbye, Mother!”
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
“How can that be?” He asked,
“I only purchased a few things!”
“Your mother said that you would pay for her,” said the clerk.
