Grandma funnies

An elderly couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar

As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the question of “When does life begin”.

The priest said in the Bible states that life begins at conception Jeremiah 1:5

“Before I formed you in the womb I knew you”. This is God’s word so it is true.

The doctor looked at the priest funny and said,

“You cannot be serious, I have been in practice for years and life begins at birth when you breathe your first breath of air.”

The priest and doctor continue to argue their point and as others began to shift their attention to their conversation, the old man spoke.

“You are both wrong, my wife and I fully agree that life begins when your kids finally move out of the house”.

Johnny Awoke One Night

Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises from his parent’s bedroom.

When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked.

He said”Dad what are you and mom doing? His dad told him “I’m parking my car in your mom’s garage. Go back to bed.”

Well the next day, the girl next door came over to play with johnny.

He said, ” I have a new game for us to play.”

what’s it called the girl replied. It’s called parking the car. Wanna try it he said. Sure said the little girl.

Well, Johnny tells her how to play and they get off to a good start.

A few minutes later all you can hear is little Johnny screaming.

His mom rushes into the room and says” what the hell is going on here?

The girl tries her best to explain.

She said “You see we were playing park the car and johnny got his car all almost all the way in. The back tires wouldn’t fit so I cut them off!

A Young Couple, Madly In Love

A young couple, madly in love, decided to get married.

But as the wedding day neared, both grew increasingly nervous over secret problems they had never shared with anyone.

Privately, the groom-to-be approached his minister.

“I’m really concerned about the secret I’ve kept from my fiancé,” the young man said.

“I have unbelievably smelly feet. I’m afraid my new bride won’t be able to stand them.

“Oh, is that all?” the pastor replied.

“Look, all you need do is wash your feet twice a day and wear socks all the time.”

The groom thought it over and decided it might work.

Meanwhile, the nervous bride had approached the minister’s wife.

“I’m so worried,” she sobbed.

“I have really bad breath when I wake up each day. My morning breath is so awful, that my fiancé won’t even want to be near me.

“Well, I have an idea,” the pastor’s wife said soothingly.

“Set your alarm just a few minutes before your husband wakes up.

Run to the bathroom, brush your teeth, and gargle with mouthwash before he gets out of bed. The key is not to say anything until you’ve taken care of your breath.”

The bride thought it over and decided it might work.

For several months after the wedding, the couple managed to keep their issues to themselves.

one morning, the husband awoke before dawn to find one of his socks had come off during the night.

Frantic, he searched the bed making lots of noise

His bride woke with a start and blurted out,

“What in the world are you doing?

“I was looking for my sock, the young man wailed,

“but it seems that you’ve swallowed it!”

Three Sisters Age 92, 94 And 96 Live In A House

Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.

She yells down the stairs,

“Was I getting in or out of the bath?”…

The 94-year old yells back,

“I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.”

She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,

“Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”

The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.

She shakes her head and says,

“I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”

She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells,

“I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.

A Mother Is In The Kitchen Making Dinner

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,

“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have s*x.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,

“That means the daddy puts his pen!s in the mommy’s v@gina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”

The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s pen!s in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear Jewelry.”

A Woman Passes Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom

As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside.

Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: ‘what in the world are you doing?’

The daughter replied:

‘ Mum, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.’

The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door.

Upon entering the room, he saw his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

He asked her what she was doing,

The daughter said:

‘ Dad I’m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.’

A couple of days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room.

When she went in she saw her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked:

‘What the heck are you doing?’

To which the husband replied: ‘I’m watching football with my son-in-law.

A Farmer Daughter Was The Most Beautiful Woman

Out in the country, there lived a farmer whose daughter was the most beautiful woman in the county.

When she was of marrying age the farmer rounded up the three most eligible bachelors in the county.

“You three are my finalists,” he declared.

“The first one who can pass my gauntlet I will give my daughter’s hand in marriage. “

“Now, the gauntlet consists of four tests. You must run through my field and then swim across the lake and then you must jump over the barbed wire fence. There you will meet the final test which will remain a secret until that time”

The three men began the gauntlet.

The first ran through the field but could not swim across the lake.

The second ran the field and swam the lake but could not clear the fence.

The third man ran the field, swam the lake and cleared the fence.

“I am ready for your secret test,” declared the third man.

“Alright,” said the farmer. “

The final test is you must have s*x with my cow” the man was disgusted at first but then he thought, “it’s only once and no one will know. Then I will have his beautiful daughter”

The man then had s*x with the cow.

Afterwards, the farmer was not entirely convinced.

” Have s*x with my cow three more times and I will know your love for my daughter is sincere?” said the farmer.

At first, the man was indignant but then thought of how beautiful the farmer’s daughter was and how much he yearned to marry her.

Eventually, he gave in and had s*x with the cow three more times.

The farmer was overcome with joy.

“You have proven yourself worthy,” exclaimed the farmer.

“You have my blessing to marry my daughter.”

“Forget your daughter” the man responded,

“how much you want for your cow?”

A Guy Stops AT A Little Cake Shop

A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple. He asks for a cup of coffee.

The old man who was working the counter turns to the kitchen and says

“Sweetie! A cup of coffee to this gentleman please!”

The man found that rather cute and, deciding he could use some cake with his coffee decided to order a slice.

The elderly man turned to the kitchen again and proclaimed

“Love of my life! A slice of cake too please.”

The man found that adorable and, deciding to see that just one more time asked for some cookies.

And just like that

“Oh reason of my existence! Some cookies too!”

After the man was done and was paying the bill he turned to the senior and said

“It’s rather adorable how you two call each other cute nicknames like that. You don’t see that much nowadays.” The old man looked at the boy, then towards the kitchen and whispered to the man

“Naah. I just forgot the Hag’s name 20 years ago.”

The Mother-In-Law Arrives Home

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

“What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously.

“What happened?? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home … and guess what I found? “

“Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!”

“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law.

“There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

“Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation … “

” she never got your e-mail!”

An Elderly Man Rents An Apartment

An elderly man rents an apartment in New York and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.

He smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him.

As they talk, her robe slips open, and it quite obvious that she has nothing on under the robe. Poor old guy breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, “Let’s go in my apartment, I hear someone coming…”

He precedes her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall completely open.

She purrs at him, “What would you say is my best feature?”

The flustered, embarrassed old guy stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out

“Oh, it’s got to be your ears!”

She’s astounded! Why my ears? Looks at these b00bs! They are full, don’t sag, and they’re all mine! My b*tt – it’s firm, doesn’t sag, and has no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven’s name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!”

Clearing his throat once again, he stammers – “Outside when you said you heard someone coming – THAT WAS ME!”

She Has No Legs But She's The Perfect Service Dog For This 10-Year-Old

The best of friends can be made in the worst of situations, and sometimes there is a greater purpose at work than we can know.

That seems to be the case with these two adorable buddies, who are finding ways to have fun even after terrible tragedies.

Owen Mahan is a young boy from Indiana, who unfortunately lost his both of his legs after a tragic accident when he was only two-years-old. He fell into a hot water bath and suffered burns on 98% of his body. At the time, doctors did not expect him to live.

Luckily for him, he was soon after adopted by his new mother, and she has done everything to make his life happy.

Now ten, he had been through many surgeries over the years, and recently had both of his legs amputated. It has been hard for Owen, but one thing that got him through the pain were videos of a dog found in a trash bin, rescued, and then needed all four legs to be amputated.

The dog, whose name is Chi Chi, was a source of inspiration to Owen, and when the owners found out about Chi Chi’s biggest fan, they decided to act.

Instead of simply reaching out to Owen, Chi Chi’s owners decided to coordinate the best day ever for the two souls who needed happiness more than anything,

They contacted NASCAR star Tony Howard, who gave them his private jet to use. They worked with others to create the best day for both Owen and Chi Chi!

Owen was flown from Indiana to Arizona, really excited, but not knowing what to expect…

Owen was overjoyed to see his furry hero! They even got to play sports with a professional team!

A Married Man Was Visiting His Girlfriend.

A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she suggested that he shave his beard…

She said,

”OK Ken i like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face”…

Ken replied, ‘

‘My wife loves this beard. There is no way I could shave it. She would kill me”….

His girlfriend pleaded, ”Oh please”…?

Again in a sexy little voice…

Ken sighed and finally gave in and shaved his face smooth…

That night, Ken crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping…

His wife woke up, reached over and felt his face and said,

”Oh Tony you shouldn’t be here, my husband will be home soon”…

Joe Burst Into The Living Room

One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said:

“Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.”

After dinner, Joe’s dad took him aside and said:

“Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She’s a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I’m afraid you can’t marry her.”

Joe was heartbroken.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.

A year later he came home and very proudly announced:

“Dianne said yes! We are getting married in June.”

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news:

“Diane is your half-sister too, Joe, I am very sorry about this.”

Joe was furious. He finally decided to go to his mother with the news.

“Dad has done so much harm. I guess I am never going to get married,” he complained.

“Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister.”

His mother just shook her head and said:

“Don’t pay any attention to what he says, dear. He’s not really your father.”

An Elderly Couple Were Childhood Sweethearts

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighbourhood and are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary.

They walk down the street to their old school.<.p>

There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they’d shared and where he had carved: “I love you, Sally.”

On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, but they don’t know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, and it’s fifty-thousand dollars.

The husband says:

“We’ve got to give it back.”

She says:

“Finders keepers.”

And she puts the money back in the bag and hides it up in their attic.

The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the neighbourhood looking for the money and showing up at their home.

They say:

Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?”

She says: “NO.”

The husband says: “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”

She says: “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”

But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.

One says: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”

The old man says: “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”

The FBI guy looks at his partner and says: “Let’s get out of here.”

A Man Comes Back Home From Work

A man comes back home from work.

Sits down in his favourite chair, turns on the TV and says to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”

She looks a little confused but brings him his beer.

As soon as he’s done, he yells at his wife again: “Hurry, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start any second now!”

Slightly angry this time, she still gives him what he wants.

As he finishes it, he yells at her one more time:

“Hurry, hurry. another beer. It’s about to start!”

“That’s it!”

She finally snaps.

“You lazy b@stard! You waltz in here, sit your fat a$s down, don’t even bother to say hello to me and then expect me to run around like I’m your slave or something! Don’t you realize that I’m the one who cooks and cleans and washes and irons all day long?!”

The husband sighs.

“Ah sh!t, it started.”

A Grandson Asked His Grandpa A Question

A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school.

Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Grandpa thought for a minute and simplified the explanation like this:

Grandpa: Listen young one, a wife is like a TV and a girlfriend is like a phone. At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your phone. Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time, you play with your phone.

TV is pretty much free for life, but for the phone, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big and bulky and most of the time old, But the phone is cute, slim, curvy, replaceable and portable.

Operational costs for the TV is often acceptable but for the phone, it is often high and demanding.

TV has a remote but the phone does not.

Most importantly, the phone is a two-way communication (talk and listen) but with the TV, you must only listen (whether you want to or not).

Last but not least always remember that TVs are superior because TVs don’t have viruses, but phones often do. And phones can be easily hacked or stolen.

A Virile Middle Aged Gentlemen Was Relaxing

An Italian Lover, virile middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile,

‘So, you finish?’

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, ‘No.’

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.

This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The s*x finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, ‘You finish?’

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, ‘No.’ Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again.

Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping.

Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, ‘You finish?’

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered in his ear, ‘ No, I Norwegian.’

A Daughter Takes Her Father In A Wheelchair To A Retirement Home

A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair to a retirement home for the first time. The nurse, expecting their arrival, greets them with,

“Welcome to the Johnson family retirement home! We think you’ll feel quite at home here! Please follow me and I’ll show you around.”

The nurse pushes the old man in the wheelchair along with the daughter following close by. “Over here we have the dining hall. We serve lunch and dinner every day, and we offer a varied and changing menu so you’ll always have something new to choose from!” The old man says nothing, but slowly but steadily begins to fall to his left. The nurse, noticing immediately, grabs a pillow and wedges it on his left side to keep him from falling.

The nurse then proceeds with the tour. “Over here we have the recreation room. We have a ping pong table, tv, and dart board, but if you prefer checkers or board games, we have those available as well!” Again, the old man says nothing, but just stares forward, and slowly but steadily begins falling to his right.

The quick-thinking nurse once again wedges a pillow on his right to keep him from falling. The nurse then proceeds with the tour. “And finally, this will be your room should you choose to stay with us. You won’t have to share it with anyone else. We offer a king-sized single bed with an in-room mounted tv so you can also watch television in your own room if you wish. We have handicap-accessible bathrooms in this small room adjacent, and for any and all your needs, we have a button you can press and we’ll come to your every service right away!”

The old man, still with a blank stare, begins to slowly but steadily fall forward, and the nurse catches him and props him back and places a pillow on his legs to prevent him from falling forward.

The nurse escorts them back to the entrance, and says, “Please let me know if the Johnson family retirement home would be the right place for you. I’ll leave you to discuss privately.”

The nurse then returns to her desk. The daughter looks at her father and asks, “So? What do you think of the place?” The old man says,

“I love the dining room, the recreation room, and the living quarters, but there’s one thing that bothers me.” The daughter leans in, “What’s that?” The old man replies,

“Why won’t they won’t let me fart in this place?”

The Husband Says His Wife

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,

“Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.”

His wife was hurt but said,

“Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you.” They embraced and kissed.

On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his backswing when the wife blurted out, “I’m sorry darling, I’ve been so conscience-stricken since you told me, but since we’re being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also. Fifty-two years ago I had an s*x-change operation. I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me.”

The husband froze at the top of his backswing, then threw a fit!

He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers.

He screamed and ranted,

“You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you? I trusted you with all my heart and soul…and all these years you’ve been playing off the f*ckin ladies’ tees!”

A Woman Takes Her Daughter TO The Doctor

A woman takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says,

“Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”

The mother says,

“It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and is sick most mornings.”

The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says,

“Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant – about 4 months, would be my guess.”

The mother says,

“Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?”

Darla says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out of it.

About five minutes pass and finally the mother says,

“Is there something wrong out there doctor?”

The doctor replies,

“No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time!”

Susan Went To Her Grandparents

Susan Went To Her Grandparents’ House.

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,

Susan went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.

Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having s*x would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny.
“Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding, and out on the Dong.”
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued,
“and if that d@mned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today!”

An Old Cleaning Woman Went TO The Local Church

There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church.
When the invitation was given at the end of the service, she went forward wanting to become a member.

The pastor listened as she told him how she had accepted Jesus and wanted to be baptized and become a member of the church.

The pastor thought to himself,

“Oh my, she is so unkempt, even smells a little, and her fingernails are not clean. She picks up garbage, cleans toilets – what would the members think of her.”

He told her that she needed to go home and pray about it and then decide. The following week, here she came again.

She told the pastor that she had prayed about it and still wanted to be baptized. “I have passed this church for so long. It is so beautiful, and I truly want to become a member.” Again the pastor told her to go home and pray some more.

A few weeks later while out eating at the restaurant, the pastor saw the little old lady. He did not want her to think that he was ignoring her so he approached her and said, “I have not seen you for a while. Is everything all right?”

“Oh, yes,” she said.

“I talked with Jesus, and he told me not to worry about becoming a member of your church.” “He did?” said the pastor.

“Oh, yes” she replied.

“He said even He hasn’t been able to get into your church yet, and He’s been trying for years.”

A Wife Sent A Short Message

A wife sent a short message through her mobile phone to her husband.

Wife: “Hon, please buy bread at the bakery after work.”
For 30 minutes, the husband did not reply to her SMS.
The wife again texted:
“Buy at least 2 loaves of bread because your girlfriend Karen is here.”
Husband: “Who’s Karen?”

Wife: “No one. Just wondering if you got my message.”
Husband: “I did get your message, Gina is here with me in the bakery.”
Wife: “Who’s Gina?”

Husband: “My girlfriend.”

The wife hurriedly rushed to the bakery to confront her husband.
Wife: “Where are you? I’m here in the bakery”
Husband: “I’m at work, and since you are in the bakery, please buy some bread.”

Johnny IS Delivering Newspapers

Little Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door and says to the lady: “I’m collecting today, that’ll be five dollars.”

She says. “I’m a little short on cash, but I’ll gladly give you some great s*x instead.” Little Johnny agrees. “All right.”

He walks in and the lady undoes his pants and pulls them down.

To her surprise, she sees the biggest pen!s she’s ever seen.

Little Johnny then reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of washers and begins sliding them onto his pen!s.

The lady says. “You don’t have to do that, I can take all of it.” “Not for five bucks you can’t.” Replies Little Johnny.

AN Old Granny And Her Grand Daughter Are Chatting

An old granny and her granddaughter are chatting about grandpa

-Did you love him, grandma?

-Oh yes, I loved him so much. He was all my life, even though he was so lazy.

-How come?

-You see, every time there was something not working, he would never do anything about It.

“Al, the sink Is broken.”
“Do I look like a plumber?” He would reply.
“Hon, a brick fell off the wall!”.
“So what? Do i look like a bricklayer?”
And so on. Well, until one day.
-What happened?
-He came back from work and found everything fixed.

The sink working, the wall is repaired etc.
“Who did this?” He asked.
“You know that nice young neighbour’s son, that handsome guy with beautiful blue eyes? He came this morning and offered to fix all those things up.”
“Good lord, how much did he ask for? That looks expensive!”
“Not really, in return, he asked either to sleep with me or to have a cake baked.”
“Wait, you baked him a cake, right?”
“….do I look like a baker?”

High School Boy Learned To Sew Because His Prom Date Couldn’t Afford Her Dream Dress | He Made Her Gown From Scratch

Oh, the high school prom. Girls fantasized about their prom night for years. There are a lot of things to think about, from picking the perfect date to finding the perfect dress. Unfortunately, not every girl can afford the dress of her dreams, which can dampen what otherwise should be an exciting occasion. She had her fantasy come true when she couldn’t afford the outfit of her dreams. This story may be dated 2019, but it is sure to bring a smile to your face!

Addi Rust was looking forward to her Pendleton Heights prom, but she couldn’t afford to wear the gown of her dreams. Addi has a fantastic best friend and prom date in Parker Smith. Peter, you know, made her a dress! Peter accepted the challenge of creating the most gorgeous garment for his friend while the two laughed. Parker even made the entire garment from scratch and learned to sew in time for the prom!

I spent the night before prom adding extra stones to the dress because I’m such a perfectionist.”

His grandma taught him how to sew after he drew a sketch of the dress.

He redid several elements of the outfit to ensure it was flawless.

Parker made Addi look like a princess on her prom night. He shared several photos on Twitter with the caption: The first thing I’ve ever sewed (a prom dress) is done and ready for the ball! Not only was I the prince charming of the lovely @AddiRust, but I was also her fairy godmother, hehe! I owe her a huge debt of gratitude. (From the ground up)

A Unique Chance His stunning gown had gone viral, and new doors had opened for him. To work as a Broadway costume designer, Parker intended to study costume design and musical theatre. He had no idea how close he came to realizing his aspirations thanks to Addi’s clothing. Of course, Addi looked like a princess on her prom night due to Parker. Parker explained how his dress-related post got viral, saying: “It was a totally unexpected turn of events.” Before I performed it, I had only stitched two stitches. “We were basically having a good time at every event.”

A few months later, Footlite Musicals in Indianapolis hired him. Bob Harbin, the director of their Cinderella production, was a friend of one of Parker’s instructors. He was looking for a dressmaker. My teacher suggested that I get to know a child.” And so began his adventure. ‘Do you remember that youngster who wore that prom dress?’’’ she asked. When you look at his sketches, you can tell if he’s got it or not, and he’s clearly talented.” The show’s outfits were designed by Parker. Even one went from a peasant garment to a ball gown! See it in action below:

A Woman Is Sitting Next TO The Johnny