Grandma funnies

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Johnny Awoke One Night

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A Young Couple, Madly In Love

A young couple, madly in love, decided to get married. But as the wedding day neared, both grew increasingly nervous over secret problems they had never shared with anyone. Privately, the groom-to-be approached his minister. “I’m really concerned about the secret I’ve kept from...

Three Sisters Age 92, 94 And 96 Live In A House

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A Mother Is In The Kitchen Making Dinner

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); The...

A Woman Passes Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening...

A Farmer Daughter Was The Most Beautiful Woman

Out in the country, there lived a farmer whose daughter was the most beautiful woman in the county. When she was of marrying age the farmer rounded up the three most eligible bachelors in the county. “You three are my finalists,” he declared. “The first one who can pass my...

A Guy Stops AT A Little Cake Shop

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A guy stops at a little cake shop run by an elderly couple. He asks for a cup of coffee. The old man who was working...

The Mother-In-Law Arrives Home

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously. “What happened?? I’ll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home...

An Elderly Man Rents An Apartment

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); An elderly man rents an apartment in New York and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While there,...

She Has No Legs But She's The Perfect Service Dog For This 10-Year-Old

The best of friends can be made in the worst of situations, and sometimes there is a greater purpose at work than we can know. That seems to be the case with these two adorable buddies, who are finding ways to have fun even after terrible tragedies. Owen Mahan is a young...

A Married Man Was Visiting His Girlfriend.

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she suggested that he shave his beard… She said, ”OK Ken i like your...

Joe Burst Into The Living Room

One Sunday morning Joe burst into the living room and said: “Dad, Mom, I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.” After dinner, Joe’s dad took him aside and said: “Son, I have to talk...

An Elderly Couple Were Childhood Sweethearts

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighbourhood and are celebrating...

A Man Comes Back Home From Work

A man comes back home from work. Sits down in his favourite chair, turns on the TV and says to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.” She looks a little confused but brings him his beer. As soon as he’s done, he yells at his wife again: “Hurry, bring me another...

A Grandson Asked His Grandpa A Question

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between...

A Virile Middle Aged Gentlemen Was Relaxing

An Italian Lover, virile middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they...

A Daughter Takes Her Father In A Wheelchair To A Retirement Home

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair to a retirement home for the first time. The nurse, expecting their...

The Husband Says His Wife

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A Woman Takes Her Daughter TO The Doctor

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A woman takes her 18-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” ...

Susan Went To Her Grandparents

Susan Went To Her Grandparents’ House. On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,Susan went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he...

An Old Cleaning Woman Went TO The Local Church

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); There was a little old cleaning woman that went to the local church. When the invitation was given at the end of the...

A Wife Sent A Short Message

A wife sent a short message through her mobile phone to her husband. Wife: “Hon, please buy bread at the bakery after work.” For 30 minutes, the husband did not reply to her SMS. The wife again texted: “Buy at least 2 loaves of bread because your girlfriend Karen is here.” Husband:...

Johnny IS Delivering Newspapers

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AN Old Granny And Her Grand Daughter Are Chatting

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High School Boy Learned To Sew Because His Prom Date Couldn’t Afford Her Dream Dress | He Made Her Gown From Scratch

Oh, the high school prom. Girls fantasized about their prom night for years. There are a lot of things to think about, from picking the perfect date to finding the perfect dress. Unfortunately, not every girl can afford the dress of her dreams, which can dampen what otherwise...

A Woman Is Sitting Next TO The Johnny