A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says,
“Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have s*x.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,
“That means the daddy puts his pen!s in the mommy’s v@gina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.”
The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s pen!s in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear Jewelry.”
