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A boy never touched any girl in between her legs, because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life and, in time, they got married.
On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.
“No,” he said, “it’s got teeth.” “Silly goose!” she said.
She spread her legs wide for him to see. “See? No teeth!”
“Well, I’m not surprised,” the man said. “Not with gums like that.”
