A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper

A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

“Listen to this,” she said.

“There’s a classified advert here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, she said,

“Would you swap me for a season ticket too?” “Absolutely not,” he said quietly. “How sweet,” Sarah said.

“Now tell me why not.” “The season is more than half over.”