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When God created the donkey, he said: “You’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry in your back heavy baggage. You’ll eat grass and you’ll have a low IQ. You’ll be living for 50 years.”
“But my God, 50 years is a lot of time for that kind of life! Give me only 30.” And so it happened.
Then, God created the dog: “As a dog, you’ll guard man’s property and you’ll be his staunch/loyal friend. You’ll eat their leftovers and you’ll be living for 25 years.”
“Oh, Mighty God. This kind of life is unbearable. Give me only 10 years to live, please.” And so it happened. Then, God created the monkey: ” You’ll jump around, tree to tree, and you’ll act like a fool so people can be entertained by you. Your life will last for 20 years.”
“No, God, please! Don’t let me suffer for that long. Give only 10 years to live.” And so it happened. Last, God created the Man:
“You’re a Man. You’re the only sensible being on the planet earth. You’ll use your intelligence to dominance the other creatures. You’ll be in charge. You’ll life will last 20 years.” “But my one and only God, 20 years is not too long to achieve my goal. I beg you to give me the donkey’s 20 years, dog’s 15 years and monkeys 10 years.”
And so it happens. Since then men live for 20 years as a man. Then, he gets married and works as a donkey for 20 years by carrying heavy baggage night and day.
He haves children and lives as a dog, guarding the house and his property, eating family leftovers. And when he grows old, he lives like a monkey. He’s his grandchildren entertainer by acting fool! And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone!
