A Female Class Teacher Was Having A Problem With A boy

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd-grade class. The boy said,

“Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately.

The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don’t have? Boy: Pockets. Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

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Boy: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky? The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

Boy: Bubble gum. Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent.

The principal was looking restless. Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Boy: A wedding ring. Madam: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow.

Principal: OH MY GOD. Madam: What starts with ‘F’ and ends with a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand? Boy: Fork. Madam: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname. Principal: Ohooo!

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh! The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam, “Send this bloody boy to the university. I myself got all the answers wrong!” 

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