One day little Johnny asks his father “Dad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?” Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say.
Father “because it makes grown ups happy” Johnny “I want to be happy too” Father “then you have to wait until you’re a grown up” Johnny “but who will exercise with me when I grow up?”
Father “hopefully when you get married, it will be your wife” Johnny “but dad, how come our neighbour Sally exercises with you” Wife rushes out of the kitchen, ambulance arrives 10 minutes later.
--A Lion Stands Upon His Rock--
A lion stands on his rock and lets out a large roar. Immediately, every animal goes up to the lion and crowds around him.
“I have heard rumours from one of you,” begins the lion.
“I have heard rumours that one of you is trying to take the throne from me, the king of the savannah.
As king, I suggest I have a fight with anyone who wants to take it from me.
If you defeat me, I will give it to you with no more disputes, as proof that you have beaten me in a battle.”
Immediately, the baboon goes into a cave and begins working out.
Push-ups, sit-ups, jumping jacks, everything. Some giraffes pass by and ask “Hey baboon, what are you doing?” “I’m working out,” he says.
“I’m going to be the one who defeats the lion and become the king, but I gotta be strong before that.”
Several hours later, some hyenas pass by and ask the same thing.
“Getting strong, trying to build muscle.
I need to be the strongest to defeat the lion.
Now leave me, I need to keep going.”
The lion passes by, and he asks the baboon what he’s doing. “Oh, you know. Just exercising…
and spreading rumours around.”
Little Johnny Asks His Father
