An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem
of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary.
He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates
and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, “Your loving husband.”
His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day
when he came home, kissed his wife and said offhandedly,
“Nice flowers, honey. Where’d you get them?”
--A blonde was driving home after work--
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car’s tailpipe.Nothing happened.
She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, “What are you doing?”
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, “HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows.”
