A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her
a drink.
“Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked.
“Guys like you always have girlfriends.” He looked downcast, “No, sadly we broke up
just over a month ago.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that,” she said,
“OK then, I’ll have a white wine please.”
One glass of wine led to a second.
A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and
made passionate love. While he was putting his clothes back on she said,
“So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed. Can I ask why on earth you
split with your girlfriend?”
He said, “My wife found out.”
--A husband telephones his wife--
“Hello!”
“Hey honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?”
“No daddy, she’s upstairs jn the bedroom with uncle Jake.”
“But you don’t have an uncle Jake, sweetie…”
“Uh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with mommy right now.”
“Ok honey, I need you to go near the bedroom and shout ‘Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway’ and then come back and call me.”
A few minutes later, the daughter calls back.
“I did it, daddy.”
“Well, what happened?”
“Mommy got scared, started running around, tripped and hit her head, and now she isn’t moving.”
“Oh my god. And what about uncle Jake?
“He too got scared, jumped out of the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot you took out the water last week and now he isn’t moving as well.”
“Wait a minute, my house doesn’t have a swimming pool. Wait, is this 351-7381?”
