An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s…
When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half and splits the burger in two.
Some students see this and offer to buy some more food so that they can both eat a whole sandwich. “
No, no, that’s fine,” says the old man, “We share everything.”
So the old man starts eating his half-burger and his half-order of fries– but his wife is sitting there, not eating her share of the food.
One of the students notices this, and asks why she isn’t touching her food;
was something wrong? “Oh no, it’s fine,” replied the old woman.
“I’m just waiting for my turn with the dentures.”
--An American couple is driving--
An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up.
As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him,
“Ask them where we are!” So the husband walks in, pays, and asks, “By the way, where are we?”
To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”
The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?”
“He doesn’t speak English” replies the husband
