A priest walked into a hotel in the month of march and asked the manager- “is room no. 39 empty?
Manager- yes it’s empty. You can take it
Priest: ok
Manager: And yes my room right in front of room 39 so if you face any difficulties just call me
Priest: ok and pls send a knife, a 3 inches black thread, and a 78g orange to my room
At night
The manager is unable to sleep because of the screams and sound plates breaking from the priest’s room and wonders what it might be
Next morning
The next morning the manager went in the priests room to find that he’s already left and everything in that room was as it was before with the knife on the table.
After 1 year (again during march)
That same priest comes to the same hotel and asks for room 39 again
Manager: yes the room’s empty and you can take it
Priest: ok, pls send a knife, a 3 inches black thread, and a 78g orange to my room
Manager: ok
That night the manager didn’t sleep and wanted to know exactly what happened that day a year prior
Suddenly sounds of screaming and plates breaking started again and the manager went near the room. But the door was locked and even the master key didn’t worked on that room. His head was pounding because of the sounds and at last while waiting for the door to open he slept outside the room.
Next morning
When the manager woke up, he saw that the door was open but the priest was not there. He rushed towards the main gate but the gatekeeper told that the priest left just a few minutes ago. He asked the waiter and the waiter told that before leaving he gave all the waiters of the hotel a very generous tip.
The manager was annoyed and he was determined to find out the truth the following year.
Next year during march
The same priest came again and asked for room 39 Manager: yes you can get the room
Priest: send a knife, a 3 inches black thread, and a 78g orange to my room
At night
This time the manager didn’t sleep at all and listened to the sounds coming from the room the whole night. In the morning the priest opened the room and the manager went inside and said
Manager: What are you doing with these things at night? From where does the sound comes? Tell me quickly
Priest: I will tell you the truth but you must not tell anyone.
The manager agreed
Because the manager was a loyal man he never told amyone what was going on inside the room and it remains a secret to this day.
--Ray Is Sitting At The Bar--
Redneck Ray Is Sitting At The Bar
Suddenly a big burly man walks in and slaps Ray so hard that he falls off the stool.
“That was a karate chop from Korea,” says the big man proudly.
Ray sighs, gets up and brushes the dust off his clothes, sits down on the stool and
continues to drink his beer.
Suddenly he gets hit so hard that he flies into the wall.
“That was a kung-fu chop from China,” chuckles the big man.
Ray had had enough. He gets up, brushes off the dust and calmly leaves the pub.
After about an hour he returns
walks up behind the big guy who is now sitting at the
bar, and whacks him so hard behind his ear that he blacks out.
Ray looks at the bartender and says:
“When he gets to, why don’t you tell him that was a shovel from the hardware store in
Houston.”
