A rich man, after 50 years of marriage, once looked at his wife and said:
– 50 years ago, we had a small house and an old car.
We slept on the couch and watched a small black-and-white TV, but every night I went to bed with a beautiful 19-year-old girl.
Now I have a huge expensive house, many expensive cars, a huge bed in a luxurious bedroom, and a wide-screen color TV,
but I share a bed with a 69-year-old woman. I’m starting to doubt my marriage.
His wife suggested:
-You can find yourself a 19-year-old girl,
and I will make sure that you live again in a small house, sleep on a sagging sofa, and watch black-and-white TV.
--Two older guys were sitting on their usual park
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Two older guys were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog.
The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the cashier asked if he needed any help.
He said, “Do you have any Rye bread?”
She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?” “I want 5 loaves.” he answered.
She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves!
By the time you get to the third loaf, it’ll be hard.” Shocked, he replies “I can’t believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me!”
