The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
‘The tender one’
‘The amazing one’
Lady of my dreams,
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother.
Then she called the second number to which his sister replied.
When she dialed the third number her own phone rang.
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband,
so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as
‘Uncle Mike the mechanic’
--The Dad Explains Why Condoms Come in Packs of 3, 6 and 12--
The Dad explains why condoms come in packs of 3, 6 and 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?”
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh, I see,” replied the boy pensively, “I’ve heard of that in health class at school.”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?”
The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
“Cool.” says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then, who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the dad answers. “Two for Friday, Two for Saturday, and Two for Sunday.”
“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “Then, who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, “Those are for married men,…”
With a tear in his eye, he continued,…
“One for January, one for February, one for March……. ”
