A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.
“There is a blind man to see you,” she says.
“Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I’m in the shower.
Send him in.”
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them.
She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: “That’s nice and all, ma’am, but you can put your clothes on now.
Where do you want me to put these blinds
--A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed--
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.
The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”
His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.
The man says “I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other…”
Still silence from his wife.
The man, giving up, says “It’s OK. Please don’t be upset.”
Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.
While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,
“Damn it! You made me lose count!”
