Three newlywed men were discussing their wives.
The first guy married an Iowa gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all the cooking.
The first day I didn’t see anything, but on the second day, she fell into line.
The second guy married a Minnesota gal; he says I told my wife she had to do all the cooking and cleaning.
The first day he didn’t see any change, but the second day, she fell into line.
The third guy married a South Dakota gal; he says, I told my wife she had to all of that, plus the laundry.
The first day he didn’t see anything, nor the second day, but on third day, the swelling went down and he could see a little out of his left eye
--Funny Joke ‣ Well, We Can Sure Try!--
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy movie channel.
He looked at her and asked,
“Do you think we can still do that?”
“Well, we can sure try!” she answered.
So they shuffled off to the bedroom.
He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom.
When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.
“What are you doing, sweetheart?” he asked.
“Well,” she replied,
“I thought if you couldn’t get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!”
