Grandma funnies

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party… After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy He started working at a successful...

Being a Man

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure,...

A woman is at the funeral

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A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning

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Funny Joke ‣ Way Of Thinking

June 20, 2023

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Blonde Walking Her Dogs

June 20, 2023

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The couple was 85 years old

June 19, 2023

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a male employee walks up

June 19, 2023

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Funny joke ‣ Signature: Your ex-husband

June 18, 2023

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A Old Woman Walks Into A Tattoo Shop

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A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home

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Girls Day

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Daughter found a boyfriend

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That Rubber Thingy

June 12, 2023

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Jill and John got married

June 10, 2023

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A couple were celebrating 50 years

June 09, 2023

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They get back together to discuss

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Before You Leave!

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A man frantically calls the hotel

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The priest promises to light a candle for her

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Jesus & Moses and an old man go golfing

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Wife had delivered twins

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A elderly husband and wife noticed