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Jill and John got married.
John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” equal roles for equal partners.
So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed.
Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however.
She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, “Poached? I wanted scrambled!”
Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg.
Jill wasn’t having any of it.
“Do you think I don’t like variety? I wanted poached this morning!”
Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, “third time’s a charm” and brought her two eggs one scrambled and one poached.”Here, my love, enjoy!”
Jill looks at the plate and says, “You scrambled the wrong egg.”
--Dolly wanted a new living room--
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she
would ask him to please let her have the set.
Every day he would say. “No.”
One day he decided to end this discussion once and for all.
When Dolly asked, he looked at her and said.
“You can have that living room set you have been wanting, but only on one condition.”
Dolly was so excited!
“Anything you want, honey!”
“Well.” He began.
“When you grow hair on your chest, I’ll buy you that living room.”
“Grow hair on my chest?”
Dolly was devastated.
“How am I going to do that?”
Her husband just smiled and went off to work.
Arriving home that night, he found Dolly waiting for him.
Her eyes sparkled and the smile she wore was almost as big as the day they wed.
“Honey.” She trilled. “I ordered my living room set this afternoon!”
“You did?” Her husband stammered.
“You have hair on your chest now? I mean real hair, not a toupee, or some animal hair pasted on!”
“I sure do!” She replied.
“No way! Let me see it.” Replied her husband.
“OK!” She said as she lifted up her skirt.
“There it is!” She pointed to her privates.
“HONEY! That is not your chest!”
“Oh, yes it is! Before we were married it was your ‘hope’ chest. Since we’ve been
married it’s been your ‘tool’ chest. And if I don’t get my living room set, it’s going to
be the ‘community’ chest!”
