George decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, George and his new wife was organizing his golfing equipment.
His wife was standing nearby watching him.
After along period of silence she finally speaks, “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married I think it’s time you quit golfing.
Maybe you should sell your clubs and golf cart.”
George gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong”?
George says, “There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex wife” she screams! “I didn’t know you were married before!!!”
George retorts, “I wasn’t.”
-- A chicken farmer went to local bar--
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says,
“How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! “
“What a coincidence,” he said,
“This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked,
“What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man.
“I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” says the woman,
“How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I switched cocks,” he replied.
She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”
