Grandma funnies

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Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old

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A man was at home watching TV

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She opened the door for her husband

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Funny Joke ‣ Sharing

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Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon

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Two deaf people get married

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Wife came home drunk and tries to hide it

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Quotes ‣ Thoughts Of People Past 70 And Going Towards 80

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Fred is 34 years old and he is still single

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Funny Joke ‣ What Did You Do

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Four Little Animals

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Story: Last Appointment With Mom!

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Fertility specialist

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Once Upon A Time A Pregnant Lady

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A elderly gentleman was in the kitchen

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One day a father and son

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Unfaithfulness!

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A old man meets a beautiful girl

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A man returns home early from work