A elderly gentleman was in the kitchen

An elderly gentleman was in the kitchen and had taken down the wall clock, placing it on the floor in front of him.

Then he turned on the kitchen radio tuning in to a Hip-Hop station.

He then started gyrating and jumping and tapping the face of the clock with his foot in time with the music.

His wife suddenly walked in and said
“What in heaven’s name are you doing!”
The husband replied, “Our granddaughter says you can making money dancing on the Tik-Tok.”
--A Super Hot Woman Arrived At A Party--
A super hot woman arrived at a party.
While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone.
She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.”

“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?”

“No,” she replied. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself.
It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose ‘Carmen’”

“What’s your name?” she asked. He answered “B. J. Titsengolf.”