The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers
He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, “Hello?”
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, “Is your Daddy home?”
“Yes”, whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?” the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No.”
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”
“Yes,” came the answer.
“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered, “No.”
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child
“Is there any one there besides you?” the boss asked the child.
“Yes,” whispered the child, “A policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he's busy,” whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper,” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.”
Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, “Why are they there?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle…
“They're looking for me.”
--What Do You Suggest?--
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for 2
months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says “who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!”
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Mercedes stops in front of their house, a mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Mercedes and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells
them:
Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation.
I can’t marry
her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
“Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.”
“If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000
bank account.”
“If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.”
“However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man’s shoulder and tells him,
“You root her again.”
