Two deaf people get married.
During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.
“Honey,” she signs, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have lovemaking with me, reach over and squeeze my left melons one time.
If you don’t want to have lovemaking, reach over and squeeze my right melons one time.”
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, “Great idea! Now if you want to have lovemaking with ME, reach over and pull on my weapon one time and if you don’t want to have lovemaking, reach over and pull on my weapon… fifty times!”
--A very attractive under graduate girl--
One day, a very attractive under graduate girl visited the professor’s office.
The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee “accidentally”, etc.
Finally, the undergraduate said, “Professor, I really need to pass your course.
It is extremely important to me.
It is so important that I’ll do anything you suggest.”
The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, “Anything?”
To which the undergraduate cooed, “Yes, anything you say.”
After some brief reflection, the professor asked
“What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?”
The student lied, “Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then.”
The professor then advised, “Excellent! Professor Palmer is holding a help session for his students. Why don’t you attend that.”
