With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby.
All of her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the new mom says, “Not yet!” A little later, they ask to
see the baby again
Once more, she says, “Not yet!”
Finally they ask, “When the heck can we see the baby?”
And the mother says, “When the baby cries!”
“Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”
Mom says, “Because I forgot where I put it!”
--A blonde and her car--
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. “235,000 miles.”
Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted.
So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 25,000.
Two days later the blonde’s friend asked her if she had sold the car since her brother dropped the miles.
The blonde told her, “Why would I sell the car when there are only 25,000 miles on the clock?”
