Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets.
In her stomach the babies were talking to each other.
The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”.
The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is so dark in here”.
And the last baby says “I want to be a hunter,
because if that damn snake comes back in here i’m going to cut it off”.
--Two deaf people get married--
Two deaf people get married.
During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution.
“Honey,” she signs, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have lovemaking with me, reach over and squeeze my left melons one time.
If you don’t want to have lovemaking, reach over and squeeze my right melons one time.”
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, “Great idea! Now if you want to have lovemaking with ME, reach over and pull on my weapon one time and if you don’t want to have lovemaking, reach over and pull on my weapon… fifty times!”
