There was a little Johnny whose mother was about to have a baby.
One day little Johnny walked in and saw his mother na::k;;ed,
He asked his mother what was the hair in be ;twe .en her le ..g. .s.
She responded,
“It’s my washcloth”.
Weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again,
but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair and the boy asked his mother:
“What happened to your washcloth?”
The mother responded, “I lost it”.
The little Johnny, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother’s washcloth.
A few days later the little boy went running to his mother yelling and screaming,
“I found your washcloth!”
The mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with Johnny and asked,
“Where did you find it?”
The Little Johnny answered,
“The maid has it and she’s washing daddy’s face with it.”
--Quick! Give Me A Pint Of Lager!--
A Man Rushes Into A Bar And Says, “Quick! Give me a pint of lager!”
No sooner does he finish that drink, he orders a whisky and slams it down.
As fast as the bartender is pouring the drinks, the man is knocking them back, one after the other.
The bartender says, “Are you okay buddy? What’s brought this on?”
The man replies, “Man, I should NOT be drinking all this with what I’ve got.”
“Holy smokes,” replies the bartender, “what have you got?!”
The man replies,
“About five bucks.”
