A manager, his secretary and a sales representative are walking to lunch when suddenly the wind blows a balloon shape kettle cup down to their end.
They caress it gently and in the twinkling of an eye a Genie splurge.
The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you an opportunity to say whatever you wish, but just one wish.’
‘Me first! Me first!’ says the secretary ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’ Puff! She’s gone.
‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales representative. ‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’ Puff! she’s gone.
‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office immediately after my lunch’
--A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill--
The doctor checks him over and says,
“Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus”.
“It’s called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
There’s no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth”
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he’s never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320.
Then he gets the full house and wins $1000.
Then the Jack-Pot comes up and he wins $10,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
“Mate, I’ve been here 20 years and I’ve never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the jack-pot on the same game card”.
“You must be the luckiest bloke on Earth!”
“Lucky?” he screamed. “I’ll have you know I’ve got Yellow 24”
“CRIKEY MATE!” says the bingo caller.
“You’ve won the meat raffle as well!”
